Charlie Sheen WINNING in Haiti

So, you’re Sean Penn. And your passion is Haiti. And you want to do whatever it takes to raise money for charities in Haiti. What do you do? Well, you put aside your dignity and you jump on the Charlie Sheen Train Wreck WINNING Bandwagon to capitalize on making money by glorifying a lifestyle that shouldn’t be glorified. Did we learn nothing from the Kid Rock experiment, people? Ah, sigh. But there is some good (by which we mean non-repulsive) news in this story.

So, apparently what happened was that Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen, for what reason we can’t discern, both visited Haiti together this month. It would seem that visit had quite the impact on the cold, hard, heart of Sheen, and now, on the advice of Penn, he’s bringing his “Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option” tour to Haiti. We guess in good news all of the proceeds from the show will go to charities in Haiti.

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Charlie Sheen: Headed to Haiti?

You never know what he’s got up his sleeve next, and now  Charlie Sheen is reportedly taking his comedy tour to Haiti.
The “Hot Shots” actor is apparently working with close friend, Sean Penn, to make Haiti a stop on his quickly sold-out upcoming stage plans.

According to TMZ, all the proceeds from the show will go to charity efforts of Penn's in the nation still recovering from hurricane devastation.
Meanwhile, it was reported early this morning (March 21) that CBS is willing to forgive and forget all of Charlie’s recent antics and continue broadcasting “Two and a Half Men.”
                                                                        
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Can Haiti cure Mr " Tiger blood " Charlie Sheen .

Now that Charlie Sheen has cured his cocaine addiction with his evolved brain, he can put that, along with his tiger blood and Adonis DNA, to good use.

In Haiti.

According to ABC News, Sheen has enthusiastically agreed to take a trip to the economically crippled country with friend and fellow actor Sean Penn, though neither have said when they'll be leaving.

Penn has been encouraging the manic star to shift his focus to something productive since Friday, now that Sheen has the country's undivided attention.

"Charlie is one of the very few public people who cannot be accused of using the media to his own benefit," Penn said in a public statement. "I would very much like to show my old friend the world of needs on the ground in Haiti, and introduce him and his tremendous wit to our hard working Haitian staff."

Needless to say, Sheen's response was not exactly what you'd expect.

"I'm excited as hell because, you know, if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting," Sheen told "Access Hollywood."

Penn welcomes Charlie Sheen to help him in Haiti .

New York/Washington - Actor Charlie Sheen, whose violent  rants during television interviews prompted police to remove his two  children this week, might undertake a humanitarian mission to Haiti.Fellow actor Sean Penn told US magazine that Sheen would be  welcome to join him in his ongoing efforts to help Haiti recover from  the January 2010 earthquake . 'I think his energies, intelligence and passion could be both of  service and servicing to him, as it is to all who are touched by the  struggle of the Haitian people,' Penn was quoted as saying by US on  Friday. 'Charlie is one of the very few public people who cannot be  accused of using the media to his own benefit.' 
Earlier in the week, Sheen, US television's highest paid actor,  (Two and a Half Men) announced he was 'heading' to Haiti and would  refocus the intense media attention now on him onto Haiti's  problems.. 
The hit TV show has cancelled the show after Sheen publicly ranted  criticism at the producer. A flurry of broadcast interviews followed  in which his bizarre statements about his lifestyle and abilities has  prompted many to question his mental state. 
On Tuesday, police removed Sheen's twin children from the house he  shares with two girlfriends after ex-wife Brooke Mueller was granted  a temporary restraining order against him. 
Mueller claims that Sheen, 45, threatened to kill her, saying: 'I  will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.' 
Penn, 50, told US magazine that Sheen's 'energies, intelligence  and passion could be both of service and servicing to him, as it is  to all who are touched by the struggle of the Haitian people.'

Sean Penn welcomes Charlie Sheen to help him in Haiti.

New York/Washington - Actor Charlie Sheen, whose violent  rants during television interviews prompted police to remove his two  children this week, might undertake a humanitarian mission to Haiti.Fellow actor Sean Penn told US magazine that Sheen would be  welcome to join him in his ongoing efforts to help Haiti recover from  the January 2010 earthquake . 'I think his energies, intelligence and passion could be both of  service and servicing to him, as it is to all who are touched by the  struggle of the Haitian people,' Penn was quoted as saying by US on  Friday. 'Charlie is one of the very few public people who cannot be  accused of using the media to his own benefit.' 
Earlier in the week, Sheen, US television's highest paid actor,  (Two and a Half Men) announced he was 'heading' to Haiti and would  refocus the intense media attention now on him onto Haiti's  problems.. 
The hit TV show has cancelled the show after Sheen publicly ranted  criticism at the producer. A flurry of broadcast interviews followed  in which his bizarre statements about his lifestyle and abilities has  prompted many to question his mental state. 
On Tuesday, police removed Sheen's twin children from the house he  shares with two girlfriends after ex-wife Brooke Mueller was granted  a temporary restraining order against him. 
Mueller claims that Sheen, 45, threatened to kill her, saying: 'I  will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.' 
Penn, 50, told US magazine that Sheen's 'energies, intelligence  and passion could be both of service and servicing to him, as it is  to all who are touched by the struggle of the Haitian people.'